Celebrity Narcissism
Not that I would know anything about that or whatever.
Zayn Malik → Teenage Dirtbag, Louisville. (16/6/13) [x]
GREAT JOB TAKING SOMETHING LIKE “REMOVING GLASSES AND FOLDING THEM UP” LOOK OBSCENE
louis sim started flirting with niall sim and zayn and harry sim weren’t having it
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- Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
- Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
- Interviewer: You do not.
- Bradley: Yes, I do. It's quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
- Interviewer: And you're sure it's not because they recognise you from the show?
- Colin: Well, generally they're too distracted by the origami.
- Bradley: Yes. My house is origami. I've got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.
- Interviewer: It must be very environmentally friendly.
- Bradley: Yeah, big time.
- Interviewer: Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?
- Colin: After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.
- Interviewer: Okay. Do you own anything origami?
- Colin: No, I'm an origami wannabe. I've actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can't actually fold things. I'm a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn't even enter the origami game. It's a rough industry and certainly if you don't have thick skin, you're going to lose.
- Interview: Let us guess, we're your first interview of the day, aren't we?
- Colin: Yes!
- Interviewer: And this is how you like to start your day?
- Bradley: ...I usually start my day with origami.
We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third.
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GPOY
Who is this guy? TBH I thought his shirt was orange so my immediate thought was “IS THIS A SERIAL KILLER ON AMERICA’S MOST WANTED??”
I think it’s the ‘stache.
Freddie Mercury my darling. Former Lead singer of Queen.
A SERIAL KILLEr
ON AMERICA’S
MOST WANTED
(i’m sorry i’m not trying to be mean, i understand that not everybody might know who freddie is but i just… can’t stop laughing.)petition for AU: freddie didnt die, he killed everyone else. with the power of rock.
WAIT A SEC WAIT WAIT I JUST REALIZED
he’d be a
serial
killer
queeeeeeeen
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE, DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM
GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIIIIND~
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Louis & Harry → XFactor Live Show 2
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